Have you heard the story of Jackpot Boogie Slots? If not, tune in now – a far-out story awaits:
It was Disco Night in ShakeShakeLand’s biggest nightclub. The dancers were dancing, the groovers were groovin’, the Oodlers were Oodling, and the disco balls were balling. Disco Dude had the floor and was layin’ out ALL his suave moves.
“Boogy oooooon baby! Dance. YEAH. DANCE!” The spectators cheered.
“Go get him, Betty,” a girl whispered to her friend.
Betty twirled onto the wooden floor and did her thang. Her feet moved, her legs grooved, but no matter how she bopped and swayed she couldn’t keep up. Disco Dude grabbed her hand and twirled her right back into the audience.
“Who’s next? Who can keep up and get down tonight? I want ALL of you to SHAKE SHAKE SHA-”
A crack of neon thunder hit the nightclub. The lights went dark. The music cut out. The spinning disco balls dropped to the ground with a *clang*.
And through the doors walked a woman. Her heels clicked, her skin shone gold. She was made of Tokens like you’ve never seen before.
“Back up,” warned Far Out Mama as she strode in. “You ain’t used to these moves, honey.”
As the celebratory jams kicked back up, Disco Dude murmured to himself. “Sorry Betty…I’m going for the jackpot tonight.”
Are you ready to spin? Let’s get this party STARTED!!